Unforeseen details...

Okay, so I'm sick and tired of talking to these stupid pregnant women who talk about nothing more than morning sickness and labor pains when asked about the hard times.  They're hiding SO MUCH pertinent information!  So, I will be uncovering this crap as I go.  And today's little "surprise?"  Every time I cough, or sit up in bed too quickly, it kills.  (Okay, "kills" is strong.  It feels like I've been doing a hundred sit-ups every day when we all know that crap ain't happening.)  There are apparently some bands (or something) that stretch from my ribs to the bottom of where this kid's sitting, and they're tight.  They don't really want to move.  And while I'm sure they're supposed to support the little one while he or she is hanging far past my belt, it's quite inconvenient right now!  So, part one of the truth, out of the way, and out in the open.